I'm slightly ashamed to admit that last night's game was the first one I've watched of this world series.
It's been a long time since I've watched baseball on TV and I noticed something I don't think I've ever noticed before.
Baseball players spit.
A LOT!
They don't even use their lips.
At any second random stuff just comes flying out of their mouth.
It's usually just a little bit at a time.
(Wouldn't it be better to just build it all up and hock a big loogey?)
Some of them can successfully spit in two different directions at the same time.
Seriously, these guys have talent.
So I tried to do it without moving my lips.
I drooled.
There go my dreams of become a professional baseball player.
And I'm Back!
16 years ago
5 comments:
Yeah. I've often aspired to being able to spit like that. I guess I'm just not up to par.
I don't watch baseball at all.
I have a serious aversion to baseball. Because it's boring. And also, I can't spit.
i bet it's because of all the big league chewing gum they chew.
grape flavored, of course.
russ turned it on for a little bit too. boring. I'm glad the boys aren't playing right now, and I'm very glad that there isn't spitting in little league.
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