

15. She has an awesome garden.
23. She loves all the same reality shows as me.




Posted by sara at 6:04 AM 8 comments
A majestic view of the city... it just means I'm far enough away to not capture the garbage, pot holes, and beggars which they actually have more of than tacos if you can believe it.



Posted by sara at 7:03 AM 8 comments
Mejico pictures to come, but for some reason I found this way more interesting.


Posted by sara at 7:15 AM 6 comments
So my cat was scanned and I was filled with steroids and feeling very optimistic for my throat doc appointment.
The nurse led me to the exam room and left the door slightly cracked open.
I overheard my doc, as he was reviewing my cat scan, ask one of his throat colleagues.
My doc: Have you ever had to do a lingual tonsillectomy?
Other doc: Yeah, it sucks.
My doc: So...how do you do it?
Me: Maybe I need to find another doc...
Then he comes in my room.
Doc: Looks like we're going to have to remove them.
Me: hmmm...
Doc: It's not going to be fun.
Me: What am I supposed to say to that? Oh really?
Doc: Yeah, it's going to hurt a lot, and it'll hurt, and there will be a lot of pain, and in case I forgot to mention, you'll hurt quite a bit.
Me: So there's going to be some pain then?
Doc: Yes, essentially you'll have the mother of all sore throats for about 2 weeks. It'll hurt to swallow, talk, breathe...pain, pain, pain, pain.
Me: Wow, sounds like fun.
Doc: Basically you won't be able to do anything other than lay in bed for 2 weeks.
Me: So you're saying I can't work then.
Doc (practically laughing at me): No, you'll be in too much pain!
Me: Isn't there maybe a stronger antibiotic I could try.
Doc: Oh sure, we could try something stronger. I have some samples here in the office I can give you. There has been reported a side effect in a few rare cases from taking this medicine.
Me: Oh really?
Doc: There have been reports of tendons snapping as a result of this antibiotic.
Me: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME???? Tendons?
Doc: Yeah, like the Achilles tendon would just snap in half. So to avoid that, if your tendons start hurting - stop taking the medicine.
Me: Right.
Getting a second opinion...
Posted by sara at 6:36 AM 7 comments
Since I live in Las Vegas, I don’t get to experience the “Autumn” that everyone else does. Changing leaves, cooling temperatures, fun sweaters and jackets. All those little things that come together and say, “Fall is here!”
Instead I get unchanging palm trees, still 98 degree weather, and 3 school zones on my way to work. Yippie!
To compensate, I’ve decided that it’s not so bad even though I live in the desert and I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m actually looking forward to it for 2 very important reasons.
#1
Yes I realize that I actually loose a couple of brain cells by watching this, but it’s just so captivating. Give me Tyra, a couple of gay guys, and a group of talentless anorexics and I’m hooked. I just can’t help it!
#2
You can’t go wrong with this one. Either you’ll feel better about yourself because you haven’t let yourself go as much as these people have… (Seriously, the biggest girl this year is over 400 lbs – I’m totally healthy compared to that!) or you’ll be inspired to put down the ice cream and grab a stick of carefree gum you’ve conveniently kept in your zip-lock brand fresh seal bag you kept from last season. (Jennie-O ground turkey is also good for those 8:00pm munchies) Bring on the sweating, grunting, complaining, barfing and the occasional “warm fuzzy” moment, I’m ready!
Posted by sara at 7:03 AM 10 comments

Posted by sara at 7:48 AM 6 comments
I thought this was hilarious!
A couple on their matching scooters in the pharmacy drive through!
I had to laugh!
And then try to hide incognito-like and snap their picture for your viewing pleasure.
Then I drove up next to them to drop off my prescription and tried to get a closer shot.
AND THEN THE GUY LOOKED AT ME!
And gave me a pretty bad stink eye.
And kept looking at me as I pretended I hadn't just been holding my camera up pointed in his direction.
So he drove away to smoke.
And she had no clue the paparazzi was after her so I was able to snatch this.
Notice the dog between her legs.
I wonder what kind of mileage they get on those things...
Posted by sara at 7:15 AM 6 comments